if you hypothetically found the xtube account of an old friend you don’t see anymore, would you watch the videos they put up?
vodka makes my nose run’
explain that, science
Game of Thrones has depressed me so much I can’t even masturbate tonight
 marrythenight’s name means: 1) Seems nice, but is just a pervert. 2) Obviously homo.
(Source: kotesticle, via chadleymacguff)